Jokes SMS [Mix Jokes]

In the court,
Judge: Ur parents have been divorced now..
Will U go with mom?

Boy: No, she beats me

Judge: Dad?

Boy: He beats me too
Judge: Then 1 kaam karo
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U Go with Delhi Daredevils & Pune Warriors,
They never beat anyone

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Ajmal: Batao dunya goal hai ya chapti?
Waqar: Dunya na goal hai na chapti
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Papa kahte hai dunya 420 hai.

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Munna bhai- aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
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Circuit-bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ka salmaan khan the..

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Chintu- Blade se apne g.f. ka naam likha or phir 5 mint baad jor se rone lga .
Uska Dost- Q ro rha hai .
Chintu- abe purani wali ka naam likh diya.

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1 Din Raavan Disco Me Gaya
Aur Waha Jaa Kar Behosh Ho Gaya
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Q?
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Qki Waha Gate Par Likha Tha
Entry Fees Rs 1500/-Per Head.

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Teacher:"tumne Home Work
Kyu Nahi Kiya.. ??
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Deadly Answer Given By
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Me:"sir Kyuki Main Hostel Me
Rehta Hun

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devo a kahyu ame badhi jagya a pahochi
nai vadye atle ame banaavi maa. daanvo
a pan kahyu k ame pan badhe phochi nai
vadye atle ame banaavi sasu maa.

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alag alag coun. me father ka ph aaye to,
mumbai: o shit dad ka ph.
panjab:bauji
u.p: pitashri
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gujarat : o a ni jat ne..doha no ph..doho nvro padi gyo lage..

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Why all Kiding CID?
Just check it.
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
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LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
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ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....

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First Year Of School : First Thing You Learn Is ABC
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First Year Of College : First Thing You Learn Is BC

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