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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
4 years ago

Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two..

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
4 years ago

Question : What Is A Kiss?

Answer : Very Simple, Its An Enquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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4 years ago

Best Pick Up Line To Approach A Girl:
Boy: Is Ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: What?
Boy: No! I Asked
Becuse You Are Such A
Bomb!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
4 years ago

Boy: There Is No Ink In This Pen
Girl: Are U Blind? There Is Ink In This Pen
Boy: Then Write Your Phone Number And Show.

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5 years ago

Ek Salu Naam Ki Ladki Ek Gaon Akeli Rehti Thi,
Bohut Sundar Thi,

Gaon Ke Log Use Kehte The....
Kya Kehte The ?
Socho
Socho..

Use Gaon Ke Log Salu Kehte The Kyun Ki Uski Naam Salu Tha Na.

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rajsoni Posted In Funny SMS
5 years ago

Arz kiya hai..
Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai..
.
Aur
.
Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost
.
Jis se
.
.
.
Lifafa chipkaya jata hai.

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AZHAR Posted In Funny SMS
5 years ago

"colgate" se daant saaf krain
.
"pepsodent" se mazboot krain
.
.
''closeup" se fresh krain
.
.
.
or agar phir bhi white na hon to
bina sharmae... .
.
"HARPIC" use krain
Q k "HARPIC" dy 5 guna zyada
behtr safaaii...!!

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AZHAR Posted In Funny SMS
5 years ago

Ye kya natak Hai Or aapko kya Jrurat hai Mere Bare
Me Sbko Ye Btane ki-
ki
<(',')>
)(
_//_

I'm So Sweet
I'm So cute
I'm So Nice

agr Nazr Lag Gayi to.

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AZHAR Posted In Funny SMS
5 years ago

C.C.D. Ke form nikle hai, agar apply krna hai to form le lena, salary rs. 38,000












C.C.D. means Chappal Chor Dipartment.
Haso mat apply karo...

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baryali Posted In Funny SMS
5 years ago

Officer :- Madam, Swimming is Prohibited in this Lake.

Madam :- Then why didn't you tell me when i was removing my clothes ?

Officer :- Well, That's not Prohibited..!!

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