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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
1 month ago

Woman Have Many Dreams And They Want Only One Man To Fulfil It
But Men Have Only One Dream And They Want As Many As Women Possible To Fulfil It

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1 month ago

Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka?
Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..

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1 month ago

Ladkiyan BANANA(Kele) Kyon Pasand Karti Hai ?
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Kyon Ki
Unhein Achha Lagta Hai.
Aap Bhi Na Kya Kya Soch Lete Ho. ?

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2 months ago

Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye?
Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha,
Inspector: Phir?
Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
3 months ago

Jyadatar Ladko Ko Touch Screen Phone Pasand Nahi Hote.
Jaante Ho Kyu?
Ab Jinhein Dabane Ki Aadat Pad Gayi Ho,
Unhe Sirf Touch Karne Mein Kahan Mazaa Aayega.

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
3 months ago

Height of batameezi:
Phone rings..
Tring… Tring…
Ladka: Hello chintu hai ?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
3 months ago

Suhagrat Ko Husband:
Kuch Karne Ki Ejaazat Hai..?

Dulhan Shrmate Hue: Hamne To Kabhi Gairo Ko Bhi Manaa Nahi Kiya,
Ab Aap To Fir Bhi Apne Hai..!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
3 months ago

Ek Train Me Katrina Without Ticket Travel Kar Rahi Thi..
Usne Saree Pehni Thi.. T.c. Ne Usse 100 Rs Fine Liye..
Aishwarya Ne Jeans Pehni Thi, Usse 75 Rs Fine Liye..
Karina Ne Skirt Pehni Thi, Usse 50 Rs Fine Liye..
Par Sunny Leone Se Kuchh Nai Liya..
Why.. ??
kyu Ki…

Uske Pas Ticket Tha…… Kaminoo
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega…

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
3 months ago

Received a call from a recruitment consultant.
She said to me: Sir I have two openings for you..!
I replied : Yes. I know
There was a long silence and then she said….. MC.

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
4 months ago

Tumhara Farz Hai Dalna,
Tumhra Haq Hai Dalna,
Acha Lage To Dalo,
Bharosa Ho To Dalo,
Jaha Marzi Dalo,
Jisko Marzi Dalo,
Aurat Ko Dalo – Ya Mard Ko Dalo
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“Vote“

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