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2 days ago

Khuda Bachaye Hamein In Haseenon Se, Naazneenon Se, Dilnasheenon Se, Jaaasheenon Se? Par Inhe Kaun Bachaye Hum Kameenon Se...

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2 days ago

Girl To Baba- If I Kiss A Boy To Kya Hoga
Baba- Narak Mein Jaogi Sidhe
Girl-acha Agar Ap Ko Kiss Karun Toh

Baba-chalak Ladki Swarg Mein Jana Chahti Ho...

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 week ago

Aaj Ka Vichar...
Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye
To Wo Bigad Jate Hain..
Aur
Agar Ladkiyan Bigad Jaye
To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hain...
Aisa Kyun....?

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 week ago

Girl's Heart Is Like Water,
Boy's Heart Is Like Mobile,
Water Falls On Mobile,
Or
Mobile Falls In Water,
The Damage Is For Mobile Only.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 week ago

Girl's Heart Is Like Water,
Boy's Heart Is Like Mobile,
Water Falls On Mobile,
Or
Mobile Falls In Water,
The Damage Is For Mobile Only.

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1 month ago

कॉलेज में पढ़ने वाले तीन दोस्त
दीवाली के बाद मिले.
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पहला- मेरे डैडी मेरे लिए 10,000 के
पटाखे लाए, हमने 3 घंटे तक बजाए !
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दूसरा- मेरे डैडी 15,000 के पटाखे
लाए, हमने 4 घंटे तक बजाए !
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तीसरा – मेरे मम्मी-डैडी घर पर
नहीं थे…
तो मे 5000 का सिर्फ़
एक ही पटाखा लाया और


सारी रात बजाया

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 months ago

What’ s An Average 6 Inch
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Long Inside
A Guy ’ s Pants And
Girls Love To Blow It Up? .
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A : 1000 - Rupee Currency Note .!
Always Think POSITIVE

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 months ago

Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Dil Kare Aur Biwi Ka Mood Na Ho
To
Biwi Ko Tang Na Kare
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Khud Uthkar Apne Hath Se
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Pani Pee Lein !!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 months ago

When a MANGO is Yellow It ’ s ready to SUCK .
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When a GIRL is 18, she is ready for.
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NADRA I. D CARD!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 months ago

Ladkiyan Aapas Me Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye Hai !!!
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Pata Nahi Kaunsa Shampoo Use
Karti Hogi .: P

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