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1 week ago

Gaanv Ke Ek Church Ke Gate Pe Likha
Tha: “Jo Paap Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hai
Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao”
Ek Din Waha Se Ek Callgirl Nikli Aur
Usne Wo Padha.
Agle Din Usne Apna Mob No. Us
Sentence Ke Niche Likh Ke Ek Line Aur
Add Kar Di
“Jo Abhi Na Thake Ho Wo Meri Sharan
Main Aajao“

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1 week ago

Sunny :Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi Hai
Raani :Mere Upar K Dono Heater Par Hath Rakh Lo.
Sunny :Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi Hai
Raani :Are Kamine Niche Plug Me Pin To Dal De.

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1 week ago

Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola.
Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye”
Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bh@nsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di,
Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

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1 week ago

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha.
Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana”
Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi”
Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?”
Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi Koi Kutte Ka Pilla Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“

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1 week ago

Teacher: what is your best friends name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).

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3 weeks ago

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..

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3 weeks ago

English Class Kid:" Me
sleep with Dad last
night
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Madam (correcting):"
No beta, I slept with
dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke
baad aayi
hogi...

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1 month ago

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga ....

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1 month ago

Girl: Agar Mouka Mila To Tum
Mujhse Shadi Karo Ge…??
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Boy:
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Agar Mouka Mil Gaya To Phir Shadi
Kerne Ki Kiya Zaroorat Hai..

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2 months ago

सुहागरात थी!
सास ने जोर से दरवाज़ा खटकाया!
दुल्हन घबरा कर परदे के पीछे छिप गई।
दुल्हा: डरती क्यों हो? माँ है!
दुल्हन: हे भगवान! मैं समझी छापा पड़ गया!!!!!

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