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5 days ago

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..

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1 week ago

English Class Kid:" Me
sleep with Dad last
night
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Madam (correcting):"
No beta, I slept with
dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke
baad aayi
hogi...

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1 week ago

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga ....

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 27 - SMS Length: 168
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2 weeks ago

Girl: Agar Mouka Mila To Tum
Mujhse Shadi Karo Ge…??
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Boy:
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Agar Mouka Mil Gaya To Phir Shadi
Kerne Ki Kiya Zaroorat Hai..

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2 months ago

सुहागरात थी!
सास ने जोर से दरवाज़ा खटकाया!
दुल्हन घबरा कर परदे के पीछे छिप गई।
दुल्हा: डरती क्यों हो? माँ है!
दुल्हन: हे भगवान! मैं समझी छापा पड़ गया!!!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
3 months ago

Woman Have Many Dreams And They Want Only One Man To Fulfil It
But Men Have Only One Dream And They Want As Many As Women Possible To Fulfil It

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3 months ago

Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka?
Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..

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3 months ago

Ladkiyan BANANA(Kele) Kyon Pasand Karti Hai ?
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Kyon Ki
Unhein Achha Lagta Hai.
Aap Bhi Na Kya Kya Soch Lete Ho. ?

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3 months ago

Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye?
Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha,
Inspector: Phir?
Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
4 months ago

Jyadatar Ladko Ko Touch Screen Phone Pasand Nahi Hote.
Jaante Ho Kyu?
Ab Jinhein Dabane Ki Aadat Pad Gayi Ho,
Unhe Sirf Touch Karne Mein Kahan Mazaa Aayega.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 167 - SMS Length: 161
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