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1 week ago

कॉलेज में पढ़ने वाले तीन दोस्त
दीवाली के बाद मिले.
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पहला- मेरे डैडी मेरे लिए 10,000 के
पटाखे लाए, हमने 3 घंटे तक बजाए !
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दूसरा- मेरे डैडी 15,000 के पटाखे
लाए, हमने 4 घंटे तक बजाए !
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तीसरा – मेरे मम्मी-डैडी घर पर
नहीं थे…
तो मे 5000 का सिर्फ़
एक ही पटाखा लाया और


सारी रात बजाया

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

What’ s An Average 6 Inch
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Long Inside
A Guy ’ s Pants And
Girls Love To Blow It Up? .
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A : 1000 - Rupee Currency Note .!
Always Think POSITIVE

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Dil Kare Aur Biwi Ka Mood Na Ho
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Biwi Ko Tang Na Kare
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Khud Uthkar Apne Hath Se
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Pani Pee Lein !!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

When a MANGO is Yellow It ’ s ready to SUCK .
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When a GIRL is 18, she is ready for.
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NADRA I. D CARD!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

Ladkiyan Aapas Me Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye Hai !!!
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Pata Nahi Kaunsa Shampoo Use
Karti Hogi .: P

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

‘ Girls Misuse It !
Anger Robs It !
Models Sell It !
Photogrphs Cage It!
Doctors Advice It !
Death Freezes It !
Artists Create It !
That ’ S Smile
Keep Smiling . .’

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

1 Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai K :
Bachche Kaise Hote Hain/
Ladki :
Chup. .!!!
Ladka :
Batao Na Plz : P
Ladki :
Nahi Pata Ab Mat Puchna ..!!
Ladka :
Are Bewkoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . .
Bachche Shararti Hote Hai
Moral : -
Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samjhti Hain .

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

Hont Jab * Hont * Se Mile To Kya Hota Hai ?
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Tauba Tauba Tauba
Kya Kya Soch Rahe Ho.
“Pagal ”
Muh Bandh Hota Hai ’

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

.1 Ladka Or Ladki
Ki Shadi Hui To
Ap Yaqeen Karo K
Dosre Din Hi
Un
Ka
Bacha
Hua
Khana
Kharab Ho Gaya
Fridge Me Nahi Rakha Tha Na : - D ’

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
1 month ago

Height Of ßAdtameezi
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Phone Rings
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Tring
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Tring
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Boy : Hello Pappu Hai ..??
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Girl: Nahi Hai
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Boy : Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,ho Jayega!!

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