Jokes SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

Bathroom me ek boy ne ladki ko har jagah touch kiya poore badan me kiss kiya
Vo boy tha
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Lifeboy

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1admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya..
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Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey diya
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He knows that story,;-)

Man: "Nahi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha
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Devi:" abe gadhe, dho le isey..

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faadu joke
Ek baar ek Bone aadmi ki shadi ek bahut sundar LaDki se hoti hai.
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Jaise hi Bona apni Dulhan ko lekar Suhaagraat manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte hi Bona apni biwi ko bolta hai..
Bona: "Darling jaldi se GhoDi Bano"
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Dulhan: "Aisee bhi kya jaldi hai, ThoDa ruko naa"
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Bona: "Maine bola na... Phataphat Ghodi Ban"
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Dulhan: "Arre tum bo bahut Tharki ho, par mujhe Kapre to Utarane do"
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Bona: " Kamini Jaldi se GhoDi ban, mujhe Darwaje kee Kundi Lagani hai"

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Ek Baar Ek Mahila Party Main Ek Gynecologist Doctor Se, Doctor Sahab Pehchana Aapne Meri Delivery Ki Thi.
Doctor: Abe Chup Kar Main Chehre Se Kisi mahila Ko nahi Jaanta..

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Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ”
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe
Dhamki?
Ya Fir Chance ??

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Engineer's wife delivered a baby!!!
Wife sends sms:" 'Your circuit design came out
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Husband smiled and replied:" With antenna or without antenna..

jo samjha wo Thoko Like baki sab durdasan dekho

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Teacher. Tumhary abbu kayakarty hain? .
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Student. Miss pata nahi humjaldi so jatay hain.

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Girl-who is sunny leone

boy-she is the female version of sunny deol

with dhai-dhai kilos

jisko dekh kar

admi uthta nahi

admi ka uth jata hai

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1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
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Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:"
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AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

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Girls want attention....
Women want Respect....
Men want both....
No No ...
Not attention nd respect .
Both Girls and Women.
Y SHUD GIRLS HAV ALL D FUN
G'nite

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