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3 years ago

Ek Sardar Apni Marrige Certificatf Ko Ek Ghante Se Dekh Raha Tha.


Biwi Boli - Tussi Inni Der Se Ki Dekh Rahe Ho?

Sardar:- Expiry Date Dekh Raha Hun :D

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

A Sardar Was Working 1st Time In A Garment
Shop.
A Customer Girl Asked:
Underwear Dikhana Please
Sardar Thoda Sharmakar:
Ji Aaj Nahi Pehni.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

Sardar: I Sent Love Letters To My Girl Friend
Everyday For 3 Years !
Friend: Then What Happenned ?
Sardar: She Married The ‘Postman’

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2
Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi Pa Raha Hu

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

School Mein Master Ji Ne Chhote Santa Se Poocha:
Jisme Koi Kami Nahi Usko Kya Kehte Hai.?
Aur Jawab Aaya:
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Kami- Na

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Dafa Kyu Karta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taa Ke Tu Ek Forward Kar De To
Doosra Tere Pas Rahe!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

2 Boys With Sardar Where Going On A Motor Cycle.
Policeman Gives Hand To Stop.
Sardar Shouted Oye Pehle Hi Teen Bhete Hai Tu
Kaha Bethega…!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

Sardar: Station Jaane Ke Kitne Loge?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 Lelo
Riksha: 20 Main Kon Leke Jaayeega?
Sardar: Tum Piche Bhetho Me Leke Jaaunga

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3 years ago

Sardar: U Cheated Me.

Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U.

Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'All India Radio! '

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 years ago

गर्लफ्रेंड - मेरी याद आती है तो तुम क्या करते हो ?

बॉयफ्रेंड - तुम्हारी पसंदीदा चोकलेट खा लेता हूँ, और तुम
क्या करती हो मेरी याद आये तो..?

गर्लफ्रेंड - मैं भी 'मिराज'
खा लेती हु...!!

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