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Funny SMS [Punjabi Jokes]

4 years ago

Blue Eyes Hypnotize Teri Kardi Ae
Mainu
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I Wonder Enni Chhoti Dress Me
Thand Nahi Lagdi Tennu ??

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5 years ago

3 Sardar Picnic Par Gae Wahan Ja Kar Yad Aya K Pepsi To Ghar Bhol Gaye
Decide Kia Ki Sab Se Chota Sardar Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye
Chota Sardar:main Is Shart Par Jata Hun K Tum Mere Ane Tak Samose Nahi Khao Ge
Dono Ne Kaha Thik Hai
1 Din Guzar Gaya Sardar Ni Aya
2 Din Guzr Gaye
2no Ne Socha K Ab Samose Kha Lne Chahye
Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya Chota Sardar Ped K Peche Se Nikal K Bola....
Aisa Karo Ge To Main Nahi Jauga.

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5 years ago

12 Sardar 12 Car Mein,
12 Baj Ke 12 Min 12 Sec Pe,
12vi Gali Mein,
12ve Cinema Hall Mein,
Kaunsi Film Dekhne Gaye.?
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Yeh Waqt Hamara Hai...

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Vgs Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

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Rimpa Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Flope love

Boy:
Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna,
Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi,
Sohni te Darya par kr k Aa jandi c,
Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi.

Girl:
Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi,
Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de 25 Mahiwal chad k nai Aa sakdi.

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6 years ago

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?
Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?
Snta: Mobile te sap wali

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Koi Kehnda Khand Mithi,koi Kehnda Gur Mitha,koi Kehnda Gulab De Phul Mithe,
Par Jine Kiti Parkh Kul Mithean Di Oh Kehnda,
Mashook De Bul Mithe.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Kalam Tutdi Nahi
Seyahi Mukdi Nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon Pyaar Usda
Oh Saanu Yaad Kare Na Kare
Saanu Rehnda Har Waqt Khayaal Usda....

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Prince Nu Shaunk Sardari Da,
Sports Gaddi Wich Hazeena Dai Nal Sawari Da
Jo Kahida Oh Karke Vehkaayi Da
Sirf Galan Nal Hi Nahi Waqt Guzaari Da
Ishq Kita Tai Fer Sikhar Charayi Da
Hun Door Rehkai Vi Hazeena Ton Ishq Nibhayi Da.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Mere Dil Te Asar Tera Hi Rehnda Hai,
Merian Galan Vich Zikar Tera Hi Rehnda Hai,
Pata Nahi Kee Rishta Hai Tera Te Mera,
Ke Es Dil Nu Bas Tera Hi Fikar Rehnda Hai.

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