User: bapi9735739986 [3004 SMS]

Teacher: "Aaj Pehli
Baar Tum Class Me
Baat Kar Rahi Ho..
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Hamesha Tum Nazre
Jhukake Meri Baate
Sunti Thi Kya Ho Gya
Hai Tumhe.. ??
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Pinky:" Sir Ji Net Pack
Khatm Ho Gaya
Hai..

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Ishq Ke School Me Naya Mahol
Taiyar Ho Gaya.
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.Papu Ki Girlfriend Se Puri Class Ko Pyar Ho Gaya

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Bas Tabhi Se Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Puri Class Fail Aur Pappu Pass Ho
Gaya. . . .))

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Pappu Pehli Baar Mobile Recharge Karwane Gaya..
Pappu :- 10 Rs Ka Recharge Karna Hai..
Shopkeeper:- Ho Jayega, 7.90 Rs Talktime Milega
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Pappu :- Baaki Ke Namkeen De Do..!!

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Husband (Jalane K Liye)
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“Kal Mere Khawab Me Ek Ladki Aayi Thi. Wah Kya Ladki Thi
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Wife: “Akeli Aayi Hogi.??
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Husband: “Tum Ko Kaise Pata ??
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Wife: “Uska Husband Mere Khwab Me
Aaya Tha
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Husband Shocked Wife Rocked.......))

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Daku:- Tera Name Kya Hai?
Girl- Nisha.
Daku: Meri Fb Friend Ka
Name Bhi Nisha Hi Hai
Ja Tujhe Maaf Kiya.
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Daku (Boy Se): Tera Kya
Name Hai?
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Santa : Name To Mera
Santa Hai,
Par Pyar Se Log Muje Bhi
'Nisha' Hi Kehte Hai

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Dosto Ka Haramipan
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Rah Chalte Chutiya
Banate Hai Dost,
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Pepsi Bol Ke Daru
Pilate Hai Dost,
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... Girlfriend Bol Ke
Kothe walise Milvate
Hai Dost,
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Kuch Bhi Kaho,
Par Yaad Bahut Aate
Hai Dost

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Tags: Dosti Shayari - Miss You SMS - Dosti Sms

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Boy:" Aaj Raat Me Ghar Aana Koi Nai Hoga..
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Girl( romantic Hokar):" Raat Bhar Akele Honge Hum
Dono..
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Boy:" Haan Poori Raat..
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Girl:" To Poori Raat Hum Tum Akele Ghar Me Kya
Krenge..???
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Most Romantic Reply By The Boy:" Hawan
Karenge Hawan Karenge Hawan
Karenge...!!

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Kitna Dard Hai Dil Me
Dikhaya Nahi Jata.. Gambhir
Hai Kissa Sunaya Nahi Jata.
Ji Bhar Ke Ek Bar Dekh Lo
Is Chehre Ko.. Kiyon Ki Bar
Bar Kafan Uthaya Nahi Jata..

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Tags: Broken Heart shayari - Sad Shayari

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Ek Zara Si Bhool Toh Khata
Ban Gayi, Meri Wafa Hi Meri
Saza Ban Gayi! Dil Liya Aur
Khel Kar Tod Diya Gaya,
Hamari Jaan Gayi Aur
Un Ki Ada Ban Gayi!

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Tags: Broken Heart shayari - Bewafa shayari

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Tumhe Kbhi Is Kadar Khone Ka
Dar Na Tha, Is Veerane Sahar
Me Mera Ghar Na Tha, Tod
Diya Ek Hi Pal Shishe Ka
Mahal Mera, Jo Feka Tha Vo
Patthar Tha Mera Dil Na Tha.

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Tags: Broken Heart shayari - Bewafa shayari

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