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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

A Man To Santa:

Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.

Santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within

Half An Hour And Slapped The Man
And Said:
“He’s Not My Friend.”

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 193 - SMS Length: 185
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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Pappu While Filling Up A Form:

What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.?

Santa: Very Long…..!

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Sharaabi Santa Knocks The Door Of His House. His Wife Opens The Door.

Santa Asks: Who R U?

Wife: How Dare U Forget Ur Wife?

Santa: Nasha Har Gam Ko Bhula Deta Hai

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu's Skeleton.

Tourist: Whose That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: That's Tipu's Skeleton When He Was Child

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 155 - SMS Length: 164
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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

O Yaar Hun Meri Kudi Jawaan Ho Gayi Hai, Ki Karan?

Banta: Karna Ki Hai, Ohnu Border Te Bhej De, Saanu Jawaanan Di Badi Lor Hai

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 131 - SMS Length: 129
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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghusa Aur Bola: Sona Kahan Hai, Jaldi Bataao


Banta: Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 151 - SMS Length: 142
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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

It Was Santa"s Weding Aniversary.

Preeto: Shall V Hav Tandoori Chicken To Celebrate?

Santa:y Punish Da Poor Chicken For Da Mistake V Hav Made

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 125 - SMS Length: 147
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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Santa: What’s The Name Of Ur Car?

Banta: I Don’t Know But It Starts With "T"

Santa: Kamal Hai Yaar Teri Gaddi Tea Nal Start Hundi Hai, Apni Te Petrol Nal Start Hundi Hai.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 144 - SMS Length: 182
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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Banta To His New Bride, Preeto,
“Now That We Are Married,

Do You Think You Will Be Able
To Live On My Small Income?”

“Of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She Replied.
“But What Will You Live On?”

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Santa Sing Ka 20 Saal Bad Bacha Hua.
Wo Udas Ho Gaya.

Banta : Yaar Udas Kion Ho?

Santa : 20 Sal Baad Bacha Huwa Wo Bhi Itna Sa.

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 164 - SMS Length: 136
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