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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Santa Comes Back 2 His Car & Finds A Note Saying

"Parking Fine"

He Writes A Note And Sticks It 2 Pole "Thanks 4 D Complement

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Santa: Oye, Ladki Dekh, Kitni Sohni Hai.

Bata: Mujhe To Uska Naam Bhi Pata Hai.

Santa: Kya Naam Hai.

Banta: Mein Bank Gaya Tha, Vahan Yeh Ek Counter Pe Baithi Thi, Name Plate Pe Likha Tha: Chaalu Khata

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Santa: Dr. Saab, I'm Suffering From Loose Motion.

Doc: Kinni Ku Patli Aundi Hai?

Santa: Dr. Saab, Samaj Lao Ke Tusi Us Naal Grare Kar Sakde Ho !

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

I Can Kiss U Without Even Touching U.

Gal: U Can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 Ki
Gal: Ok
Santa Kisses Her Lips

Gal: Touch Kar Liya, Touch Kar Liya
Santa: Aah Lai 10 Rs

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Titanic Was Sinking.
An Englishman Asked Santa, “How Far Is Land”?

Santa: 2 Kms.

Englishman Jumped Into Sea.
Englishman: Now, Which Direction (Left Or Right)?

Santa: Downwards!

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Banta: Life Ko Kaun Zyada Achhaa Bana Sakti Hai, Girlfriend Ya Wife?


Santa: Wife. Bas, Honi Kisi Aur Ki Chahiye!

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Q: Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Rajinikanth Knows Victoria’s Secret.

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Rajinikanth Doesn’t Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth.

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shyam Posted In Funny SMS
6 years ago

Rajinikanth Has Already Been To Mars, That’s Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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