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Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem
solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi…
problem
solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..!!
I Like SMS - Like: 25 - SMS Length: 157 - FacebookGirl: We are best friends,
right?
Boy: Yes, of course.
Girl: So be honest with me,
who do you like?
Boy: No one. I love
someone.
Girl: Oh, she must be very
lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I've loved
her,
ever since I met her.
Girl: Really? Well, since
we're best friends,
I wanna meet her. Go call
her.
Boy: Oh okay.
*Boy takes out his
phone,dials her number
and phones her..*
Girl: Wait, hold on I think
I'm getting a call.
*Answers the phone*
Boy: I love you ♥♥♥
I Like SMS - Like: 47 - SMS Length: 486 - FacebookPappu aur uske dost Ne do
Ghode khareede.
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Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis
ka hai ?
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Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki
Dum kat deta hon! Ye
Nishani Hogi.
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Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
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Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
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Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki
Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
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Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Pappu bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera..
I Like SMS - Like: 103 - SMS Length: 489 - FacebookIt is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.
and when i do that,
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I Like SMS - Like: 26 - SMS Length: 134 - Facebookmere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
adress:LG nagar,samsung hospital ke paas,
Dr.nokia aur spice ka kehna hai china ki bettry lagane padegi...
I Like SMS - Like: 190 - SMS Length: 145 - FacebookI wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.
Happy Valentine Day!
I Like SMS - Like: 37 - SMS Length: 201 - FacebookDua kiya karo sham Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye
I Like SMS - Like: 46 - SMS Length: 117 - FacebookDil Se Dil Milte He To Pyar Hota He.
Dil Se Dil Milte He To Pyar Hota He.
Jab Hum Unke Papa Se Mile To.
Jute, Chapal, Lat, Guse Free Discount Me Milte He.
I Like SMS - Like: 45 - SMS Length: 163 - FacebookEk aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
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Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
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Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
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AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI
I Like SMS - Like: 139 - SMS Length: 436 - Facebookpee lenge tumhare har ek Aansu
kabhi Apni mehfil me baitha kar to dekho
bhabhi karoge tum aapne hi girl friend ko
khabhi hamse milakar to dekho
I Like SMS - Like: 725 - SMS Length: 148 - Facebook