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6 years ago

Great lines by Dr. Abdul Kalam:

Intezaar karne walon ko sirf utna hi milta hai,
jitna koshish karne walon se bach jata hai...
Try Ever, wait Never.

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6 years ago

Ek baccha muskurate hue paida hua
Nurse - kyu has rahe ho
Bache ne muthi kholi or I-Pill ki goli nikal kr dikhai or bola
Don ko marna mushkil hi nahi namumkin h

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6 years ago

Be soft & cool like
water so you can adjust, anywhere in life.
Be hard & attractive like A diamond,
So no one can play with your emotions.

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6 years ago

Wo Zindagi Hi Kya
Jisme Mohabbat Nhi

Wo Mohabat Hi Kya
Jisme Yaadein Nhi

Wo Yade Hi Kya
Jisme TUM Nhi
Aur
Wo TUM Hi Kya
Jiske Sath HUM Nhi

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6 years ago

Santa: BV se ladai khatm hui?
Banta: ghutne taik k mere pass ai thi
santa: ussney ghutne taik ke kya kaha?
Banta: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi
kahugi..

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6 years ago

Harbhajan-Kya me tumhara pehla pyar hu?
Bv-Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi
opening milti hai?

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6 years ago

_Tere Bina Duniya Suni Si Lagti H
_Bin Tere Zindagi Adhuri Si Lagti H
_Pata Nahi Q Chahte H Hum Tujhko Itna
_Ke Tuj-Bin Jina Bhi Majburi C Lagti He

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6 years ago

Its a Real Story from
GUJARAT :

Pyaar karna itna bada gunah he

1 Ladka aur Ladki aapas me bahut pyar karte the.

Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya,

usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh diya..

Wo aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi ki achanak..?





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"LIGHT CHALI GAI"


Paas me khada wo ladka chillaya


"NARENDRA MODI JINDABAD"


MORAL-
Agar sachcha he apka pyar
To sath hai Aapki
GUJARAT Sarkar.

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6 years ago

Kabhi-Kabhi Mohabbat Me Waade Tut Jate Hai,

Ishq K Kacche Dhage Tut Jate Hai,

Zuth Bolta Hoga Chand Bhi
IsLiye To Ruth Kar Taare Tut Jate Hai.

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6 years ago

Bapu- dr. Tame maro daru 6odavi sako?

doctr- yes, 100%
....
Bapu- to anKleshwar police station ma aapdi 20 peti japt thai 6. 6odavi dyo.....

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