User: Adityalove [60 SMS]

Pyar dariya hai jiska sahil nhi hota,
har dil mohbbt k kabil nahi hota,
rota wo bhi adi jo duba hai pyar me,
or roata wo bhi hai jise pyar hasil nhi hota.

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Tags: Love Shayari

LAGTA HAI UPARWALA KOI MEGA BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE BANA RAHA HAI
Us ne 2012 me kitne badi Hasti le liye...

Dev anand,
Rajesh khanna,
Shammi kappor,
Dara singh,
Director Yash chopra
Singer Jagjit singh and
Comedian Jaspal bhatti
Aur financer Ponty chadha bhi

Ab Villian Kasab bhi
dekhne walo ko pehle se bula raha he.

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Anna hzare- ham apne pero par khade hoge tabi bhrastachar khatam hoga!
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Thodi der bad,
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Old women- me itni der se khadi hone ka prayas kr rhi hu, par ye pulish wala khada hi nhi hone de rha tha

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Tags: Anna Hazare SMS

पुलिस (चोर से)- वादा करो आगे से जेब नही काटोगे।
चोर (पुलिस से)- मैं वादा करता हूं,अब आगे से नही पीछे से जेब काटूंगा।

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Tags: Flirty SMS

Kaun kehta hai..
Ladki hasi means Fasi??

Arz kiya hai..
Muskurana to har Ladki ki
Ada hai
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Wah-wah adi !
Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada
Gadha hai....

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LADY: Panditji meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho
gaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!
Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naamka Diya jala dunga.

~~~ 10 saal baad ~~~

Pandit us Lady k ghar gaye to dekha k
Ghar me 10 bacche the
Pandit: Mubarak ho!
baccho ke papa kaha hai adi?
LADY: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane!!

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इससे पहले की दिवाली की शाम हो जाये,
बधाईयों का सिलसिला आम हो जाये ! और
आपका फेसबुक/मोबाईल नेटवर्क जाम हो जाये,
क्यों ना पहले ही दिवाली की राम राम हो जायें !

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Tags: Diwali SMS

Aisi Bewafai Ke Mere Saath Usne..!
Ke Mohabbat Bhi Badnaam Ho Gai..!
Apni Mohabbat Ke Itni Kimat Wasool Ke Usne..!
Ke Meri Arthi Bhi Nilaam Ho Gai adi.!

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Tags: Sad SMS

santa ko rat me sigret pine ka man hua!
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Sigret nikal kr machis khojne laga !
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Kafi der tak dhudne k bad bi machis nhi mila !
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Ant me niras hokar
candle bujhakr so gya !!!

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Bikhre Ristey Ko Koi Roop Dedo,
Khilte Phoolo Ko Thodi Dhoop Dedo.
Aap Ki Yaad Aayi To Sms Kiya Humne,
Aap Bhi Hamari Yaad Ane Ka Koi Sabut Dedo
(Happy deepawali)

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Tags: Diwali SMS