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User: Virendra [66 SMS]

5 years ago

Sirf Mard Jaantey Hain kay
"Subah Sirf Sooraj He nahi
Uthta"
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Jisey samjh aya wo
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Like kare
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baqi
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Elaaj karwayen.

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5 years ago

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
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Student: Krodh ke smay mukhsenikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai...
student rockzz, teacher shockd

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5 years ago

AAshiqI bHi lInes...
Ishq ke samandar m fota lagaya...
Wah wah wah wah!!

Ishq ke samandar m gota lagaya..

Paani by god itna thanda tha...
me bahar nikal aaya

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5 years ago

97% aap intelligent ho
82% Aap sweet ho
74% aap cute ho
21% aap badmash ho
18% aap pagal ho...
Ise chohdo ihin no. Ko mila kr muje call kro.

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5 years ago

Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yad karte ho?
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Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad karna itna asaan hota to
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hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!

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5 years ago

Ladka apne dost se:tune us
ladki ko propose kyu kiya
uska to b.f. Hai
Zakkas reply:
Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth
sakta Hai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.

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5 years ago

2 snakes on FB chat:
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Snake1: fusss
Snake 2 : fusss
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Snake1: fusss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss
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Snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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Snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aaya hai...

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5 years ago

Mujhe Aadat Nahi Har Ek Pe Marr Mitne Ki..!!
-:Dosto:-
Usme Baat Hi Kuch Aesi Thi Ki,,
Dil Ne Sochne Ki Bhi Mohlat Na Di..!!

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5 years ago

"Always smile"

Haso !
Jiyo !
Muskurao !
Khush raho !

Kya Pata
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Kal mjhse ladai ho jai aur

apke pas Hasne k liye Daant hi na rhe.

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6 years ago

I Decided To Suicide
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I Went To Railway Track.

And Then Your Message Came

I Thought

Jab Tumhare Jaise Jee Rahe Hai

To Main Kyu Maru?

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