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5 years ago

Joke Of the Month

Pappu Ko Machar Kat rhe The
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Tabi Usne Saari Lights Bana krdi
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Tabi Achnak Jugnu Agya
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Pappu : Oh No Machar Saala
torch le kar aa gaya.

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5 years ago

संता ने रात को चुपके से अपनी बीवी का फोटो खींचा और भागता हुआ सायबर कैफे आया।

कैफे का मालिक: इतनी रात को क्या काम है?

संता: भाई साहब, ये मेरी बीवी की फोटो है। बहुत मारती है। झाड़ू, खटका, बरतन सब करवाती है। इसे OLX पर बिकवा दो..

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5 years ago

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ”
Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “

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5 years ago

someone Asked Chris Gayle's Son And He Answered...
Beta, Which Standard Are U In ?
-SIX
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And How Far Is Ur School?
- At A Distance Of 10 SIXES From Home.
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Okay, Tell Me How Much Is A Dozen ?
- 2 SIXES
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How Many Months Are In A Year?
- 2 SIXES
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How Many Days Are In A Month ?
- 5 SIXES
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Umm.. Ok, I Wanna Talk To Ur Father Can U
Give Me His No.?
- SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX

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5 years ago

Boy asked god:-
Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But Dosen't love me who dies for her every day ?
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God replyd:- Mast hai ! Facebook pe dal de.

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5 years ago

Santa Ke Shehar Mein Ghazal Concert Chal Raha Thha, Aur ApnaSanta Bhi Usmein Shaamil Tha.
Gayak Ga Raha Hota Hai: “ Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo….. ”
Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar Sur Mein Gaane Laga: “ Main To Bahut Pareshan Hoon, Meri To Aurat Bhi Lelo – Aurat Bhi Lelo “

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5 years ago

faadu joke
Ek baar ek Bone aadmi ki shadi ek bahut sundar LaDki se hoti hai.
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Jaise hi Bona apni Dulhan ko lekar Suhaagraat manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte hi Bona apni biwi ko bolta hai..
Bona: "Darling jaldi se GhoDi Bano"
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Dulhan: "Aisee bhi kya jaldi hai, ThoDa ruko naa"
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Bona: "Maine bola na... Phataphat Ghodi Ban"
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Dulhan: "Arre tum bo bahut Tharki ho, par mujhe Kapre to Utarane do"
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Bona: " Kamini Jaldi se GhoDi ban, mujhe Darwaje kee Kundi Lagani hai"

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5 years ago

Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-

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5 years ago

Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola
Mulla: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Santa: “ Agle Hafte, Kyu? ”
Mulla: “ Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath SexKarte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon ”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Mulla: “ Agle Mahine, Kyu? ”
Santa: “ Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai? “

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5 years ago

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ”
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe
Dhamki?
Ya Fir Chance ??

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