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User: dhirajjackey [6 SMS]

5 years ago

Girl- I Need Google In My Mind...
Antivirus in my heart...
Bhidu- You Should Have One More Thing...
Girl- What's That??
Bhidu- Photoshop on your face...

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5 years ago

Aik Shadi me Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha dusre ne pucha “kab tak khaoge?”
Santa: “main to khud kha kha k thak gaya hu par cardme likha
tha Diner: 7 pm to 11 pm..”

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5 years ago

2 ladkiyan best friends thi...
Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
.
Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k
kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office
se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai
.
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
.
.
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Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum
ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na
tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

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5 years ago

Height of Insult
Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...
Pappu (guide):"ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,
Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..
Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe
Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake

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5 years ago

Pappu ne mumy ko pucha : ye girlfriend kya hoti hai.
Mumy : Beta jo tu achcha ladka hoga to jab tu bada ho jayega tab tumhe ek girlfriend milegi.
Pappu : but mumy agar mai achcha nai bana to..?
Mumy : to tumhe bahut sari milegi.....

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5 years ago

Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi.
Santa k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke baad apne 3 kaha gaye ?
WIFE - Jinke the wo le gye

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