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5 years ago

Rule of Boys-
Phulo ki mahak churayi nai jati
Suraj ki kirne chupayi nai jati Kitni b smart ho apni galfrnd pr dusri ladkiyo se nazar hatai nhi jati..

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5 years ago

Golden wrds-
Agar tum kisi ko chaho aur usey hasil na kr sako to.
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To Beta ye bahut Bezzati wali baat h..?
use to ghar se uthwa lo..

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5 years ago

Best frndshp Quote:

99% of my prblms r solved by my friends!

Undoubtedly 100% of those prblms r created by the SAME ID!0TS...!

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5 years ago

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

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5 years ago

Arz kiya hai.....
Har ladki apne surat pr naaz krti hai.,
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Wah! Wah!
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Har ladki apni surat pr naaz krti hai,
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Grammer to aati nhi, english me baat krti hai....!!!

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5 years ago

Duniya Me GirLs Na Ho To Kya Hoga?
GaLiya Sunsaan CoLLage Viran
Duniya Pareshan Tanha Insan
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Har Taraf Bas Jai Hanuman;

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5 years ago

3 Idiot Aur Bhi Hit Ho Sakti Thi, Agar Ek Baar Kareena Ne Bhi BoLa Hota..
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Jahapanah Tussi Great Ho Tohfa KabooL Karo..

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5 years ago

Behind every successful man there is a woman.
If u need more success, Increase the number of women.
That's ALL....

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5 years ago

Ye na socho ki har guzarta din maut ke taraf jata hai.
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Balki ye socho ki har guzrta din shadi ke
din ko karib lata hai.

(',')> "oh teri ye to
/)( socha hi nahi.
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5 years ago

Xcellent quote -

maa ke aamchal me sone ka sukh agli peedhi nahi le payegi.
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Qki
jeans pehenne wali maa aanchal kaha se layengi..

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