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15 hours ago

Salman Khan Has Decided To Make Five Sequels Of His Highly Waited Movie Kick And Will Be Named
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1》 Break
2》 Accelerator
3》 Tyre
4》 Clutch
5》 Tubeless Tyre

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15 hours ago

Uncle : 'Beta Tumhare Ghar Se Vodka,budweiser,masale Sabzi ki Awaaz Aa Rahi Thi,party Thi Kya?'

Me : 'Uncle Honey Singh Ke Gaane Chal Rahe The' .....

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16 hours ago

Bunty Ka Dost Uske Ghar Pehli Baar Gaya!

Yaar Bunty, Tera Ladka Ekdam Tere Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

Banti: Arey Dheere Bol Marvaiga Kya, Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai, Ghar Me Khelne Aya Hai...!!

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1 week ago

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai

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1 week ago

I Love
I Love U
I Love U
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*I Love U
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I Love U So Much
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Bus Yehi Kehna Chahti Thi
Heer Ranjha Se. Magar Bechari Ko English Nahi Aati Thi*

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
1 month ago

Santa : Daadi Neend Nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Baate Kare.
Daadi: Thik Hai.
Santa : Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge?
Aap, Mom, Dad, Main Aur Behen.
Daadi : Nahi Beta Aapki Shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Santa : Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Fir 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi : Beta Fir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Santa : Fir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas Se 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi : Kaminne, Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chap.

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1 month ago

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda.
Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,
Kaisa Laga?
Machchhar- bahut Achchha,jaha Bhi Gaya Log Taliya Baja Rahe The

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1 month ago

Soul1: How Did U Die?
Soul2: Due 2 Cold U?
Soul1: I Doubted My Wife With A Man & Searched My House,
Found None, Felt Guilty & Suicided
Soul 2: Ha Ha I Was In The Fridge..

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1 month ago

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pahle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha:
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Dear Kasturba,
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I Love You.
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Tumhara
"Bapu" Ji

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Admin Posted In funny SMS
2 months ago

Bus Ma Ticket-cheker Avya.
T.c(rahul Ne):lav , Tari Ticket Dekhad
Rahule Ticket Dekhadi.
T.c - Aa To Juni Ticket Chhe.
Rahul - To Tamari Bus Pan Kya Navi Chhe

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