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pkmasti Posted In Funny SMS
1 week ago

Girl: Iss Dress Ka Kya Price Hai..?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss.

Girl: Aur Uss Dress Ka..?

Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss.

Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Daadi Dengi..!!
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4 weeks ago

Girl:- Aj Bhaiya Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe
Dekh Liya
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Boy:- Shit! Fir Kya Hua?
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Girl:- Rikshe Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye.
Hamari Bahut Hi Strict Family Hai..

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pkmasti Posted In Funny SMS
4 weeks ago

Pappu:-" Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs
Dalwane Hai..

Mobile Shop Wala:- " Memory Card Hai Kya ??
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Pappu:-" Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, Rashan Card Ya Aadhar Card
Chalega ??? Hahahaha :D :P

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4 weeks ago

Agar Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai Toh Ladke Kya Hai
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Nai Pata
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Ek No. Ke Chor Jinki Najar Har Waqt Paraye Dhan Par
Hoti Hai

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4 weeks ago

घर मैँ पडे नालायक बेटे तै परेशान होकै

बाबू : अरे खसम न्यूँ बाबू के होटल मैँ कद तक खावेगा
बेटा : बाबू तन्नै ना बेरा जब मैँ बिजनेस करूँगा तो आच्छे आच्छे लोगाँ के हाथ मैँ कटोरा पकडा दयूँगा
बाबू : शाबाश बेटे पर न्यूँ बता क्यूकर करेगा?

बेटा : बाबू मैँ पाणी के पताशै बेच्या करूँगा

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4 weeks ago

Gabbar: " Thakur Ye Mobile Hum
Ko
Dede ...
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Thakur: "Dekh Yarr Hath-pair Ka
Mazak
Chalta Hai
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Mobile Se Mazak Masti Nahi
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Facebook Chalu Hai Aur
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Basanti Online Hai Abhi ..

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4 weeks ago

Ek Sardar Apni Marrige Certificatf Ko Ek Ghante Se Dekh Raha Tha.


Biwi Boli - Tussi Inni Der Se Ki Dekh Rahe Ho?

Sardar:- Expiry Date Dekh Raha Hun :D

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4 weeks ago

Behan- Ladka Kaisa Hai?

Bhai- Ladka Acha Hai,engineer Hai,dekhne Main Film Ka Hero Lagta Hai.....

Behan- Konsi Film Ka Hero??

Bhai- Paa....|

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4 weeks ago

Girl- Is Week Roj Movie Dekhege.
Next Week Roj Shopping Karenge.
Boy - Uske Next Week Roj Mandir Jayege.
Girl- Wo Kyu?
Boy- Bheekh Mangne...:d

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4 weeks ago

Teacher: "Aaj Pehli
Baar Tum Class Me
Baat Kar Rahi Ho..
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Hamesha Tum Nazre
Jhukake Meri Baate
Sunti Thi Kya Ho Gya
Hai Tumhe.. ??
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Pinky:" Sir Ji Net Pack
Khatm Ho Gaya
Hai..

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