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2 days ago

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai

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3 days ago

I Love
I Love U
I Love U
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*I Love U
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I Love U So Much
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Bus Yehi Kehna Chahti Thi
Heer Ranjha Se. Magar Bechari Ko English Nahi Aati Thi*

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1 month ago

Santa : Daadi Neend Nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Baate Kare.
Daadi: Thik Hai.
Santa : Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge?
Aap, Mom, Dad, Main Aur Behen.
Daadi : Nahi Beta Aapki Shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Santa : Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Fir 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi : Beta Fir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Santa : Fir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas Se 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi : Kaminne, Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chap.

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1 month ago

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda.
Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,
Kaisa Laga?
Machchhar- bahut Achchha,jaha Bhi Gaya Log Taliya Baja Rahe The

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1 month ago

Soul1: How Did U Die?
Soul2: Due 2 Cold U?
Soul1: I Doubted My Wife With A Man & Searched My House,
Found None, Felt Guilty & Suicided
Soul 2: Ha Ha I Was In The Fridge..

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1 month ago

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pahle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha:
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Dear Kasturba,
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I Love You.
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Tumhara
"Bapu" Ji

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3 months ago

Bus Ma Ticket-cheker Avya.
T.c(rahul Ne):lav , Tari Ticket Dekhad
Rahule Ticket Dekhadi.
T.c - Aa To Juni Ticket Chhe.
Rahul - To Tamari Bus Pan Kya Navi Chhe

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3 months ago

Doctor:kamjori Hai, Fruite Khaya Karo Chilke Sahit
After 1 Hour
Santa: Mere Pet Me Dard Ho Raha Hai
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
Santa: Pineapple, Chilke Sahit

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3 months ago

3 Dost Car Ke Darwaje Lock Hone Ki Wajah Se Fas Gaye..
1st: Aisa Karte Hai Engine Ke Raste Nikalne Ki Koshish Karte Hai..
2nd: Nahi! Dikki K Raste Nikalte Hai..
3rd: Jo Bhi Karna Hai Jaldi Karo Barish Hone Wali Hai Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nahi Hai...

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3 months ago

Maa- Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?

Beti- Boyfriend Ke Sath

Maa- Kar Aayi Na Mu Kala?

Beti- To Kya Hua Maa,

Fair & Lovely Hai Na
7 Din Me Gorapan Vapas..!

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