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2 weeks ago

Maa- Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?

Beti- Boyfriend Ke Sath

Maa- Kar Aayi Na Mu Kala?

Beti- To Kya Hua Maa,

Fair & Lovely Hai Na
7 Din Me Gorapan Vapas..!

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2 weeks ago

Virat Kohli: Yaar, Raat Ko Mujhe Kisi Ke Chalne Ki
Awaaz Aati Hai.
Yuvi: Darr Mat, Tera Balla Hoga.

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2 months ago

A Father Asks Peon: How Are The Studies In This College? Where Do I See My Son In Future? Peon: The Future Is Bright, I Had Also Completed My Engineering From The Same College

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2 months ago

Wife Entered Bed Room And Found Hubby
Asleep On His Files, Tired Of Work.
She Walked Closer To Him, Played With His
Hair Softly, Sweetly And............
*Phatttakk*
Slapped His Face... And Said;
"Last Seen On Whatsapp 1 Minute Ago" :P

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2 months ago

Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…

Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.

Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’

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AZHAR Posted In Jokes SMS
2 months ago

Kahte He Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo
To Life Me Jis Ko Pyar Kiya Uski Tasveer Dikhti H..
So Maine Bhi Try Kiya
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Slide Show Start Ho Gaya

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2 months ago

Pandit Ji Meri Shaadi Ko 5 Saal Hogaye, Par, Ek Bhi Baccha Nahi Hua!

Pandit: Mein Badrinath Me Tumhare Naam Ka Diya Jala Dunga. Jis-se Tumahri Manokamna Poori Hogi

10 Saal Baad… Pandit Uske Ghar Aaya. Ghar Me 10 Bacche The

Pandit: Mubarak Ho ! Baccho Ke Papa Kaha Hai..??
Wife: Badrinath Gaye Hain, Diya Bujhaane….

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2 months ago

Ek Ladki Raste Pe Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi..
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Ek Ladka Bola:ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya.. ??
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Ladki: Bhag Saale, 3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu,
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Ab Tak Ghar Nahi Pahunchi.

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2 months ago

"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad" To Koi Bhi Bol Leta Hai.

Ab Ye Try Karo..

Ye Line Fast Bolke Dikhao Tho Maano

"A Good Cook Could Cook Good"
Has Kya Rahey Ho.

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2 months ago

Bhabiji : Bhaiya Gobi Kaise Diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 Rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 Rupaye ! Kuch Kum Karo !

Later.

Bhabi: Bhaiya Ye Shampoo Ka Kya Price Hai ?
Salesman : 650/- Only.
Bhabi: Ok. 2 De Dijiye.

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