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6 days ago

Sasur Ne Damad Se Kaha: 6 Saal Me 8 Baache.
Ye Kya Hai
Damad: Maine Aapse Kaha Tha Gareeb Jarur Hu
Par Apki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi
Rakkhunga.... :P

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

Aaj Ka Vichar...
Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye
To Wo Bigad Jate Hain..
Aur
Agar Ladkiyan Bigad Jaye
To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hain...
Aisa Kyun....?

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

Girl's Heart Is Like Water,
Boy's Heart Is Like Mobile,
Water Falls On Mobile,
Or
Mobile Falls In Water,
The Damage Is For Mobile Only.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

Awesome Fact.
Colleges And School Ko Log "Swarg" Bolte Hai
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke
Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

Universal Truth:
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Help A Girl When She Is In Trouble,
And She will Surely Remember You
Only When She Is Again In Trouble..!!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

Kya Moh-maya Hai!!
Apna Baccha Roye To,
Dil Me Dard Hota Hai Aur
Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Me..
Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Me Dard Hota Hai
Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do,
But,
Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

One Faadu Question...
Ladki Ko Fasana Zyada Mushkil Hai
Ya
Fasi Huyi Ladki Se
Jaan Chhudwana Jyada Mushkil Hai!!!

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

A Tiger Killed Goat and Hippo Saw It.
Tiger Requested Hippo Not
To Tell Anyone But The Hippo Denied
Tiger : But Why Hippo ????
Don't you Just Shut Up
Hippo Replied :
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Because Shakira Says Hips Don't Lie.

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2 weeks ago

रमेश अपने दोस्त सुरेश से दो माह बाद मिला..


रमेश: यार, एक अच्छी खबर है..


सुरेश: क्या?


रमेश: अब मुझे ना ही खाना बनाना पड़ेगा और ना ही कपड़े धोने पड़ेंगे..


सुरेश: वो कैसे?


रमेश: खुश होते हुए, यार मैंने शादी जो कर ली है..


सुरेश: पहले चुप रहा, फिर बोला.


कमाल है, मैंने इन्हीं घरेलू कामों की वजह से तलाक ले लिया..!!!

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