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3 days ago

एक आदमी झूठ बोलने की वजह से
काफी मशहूर हो गया। एक दिन वह किसी दूसरे
शहर मे चला गया।
एक अस्सी साल की बूढ़ी औरत
को पता चला तो डरती हुई आयी और
बोली: बेटा तुम ही दुनिया के सबसे झूठे
व्यक्ति हो न...
आदमी बोला : लोगों की बात को दफा करो... मैं
तो आपको देखकर हैरान रह गया कि इस उम्र में ये हुस्न, ये रंग और
ये
दिलकशी ...
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बूढी औरत (शरमाती हुई ):
या अल्लाह ! लोग भी कितने जालिम है !! अच्छे भले सच्चे
इन्सान को झूठा कहते हैं।

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3 weeks ago

Salman Khan Has Decided To Make Five Sequels Of His Highly Waited Movie Kick And Will Be Named
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1》 Break
2》 Accelerator
3》 Tyre
4》 Clutch
5》 Tubeless Tyre

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3 weeks ago

Uncle : 'Beta Tumhare Ghar Se Vodka,budweiser,masale Sabzi ki Awaaz Aa Rahi Thi,party Thi Kya?'

Me : 'Uncle Honey Singh Ke Gaane Chal Rahe The' .....

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3 weeks ago

Bunty Ka Dost Uske Ghar Pehli Baar Gaya!

Yaar Bunty, Tera Ladka Ekdam Tere Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

Banti: Arey Dheere Bol Marvaiga Kya, Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai, Ghar Me Khelne Aya Hai...!!

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4 weeks ago

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai

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2 months ago

I Love
I Love U
I Love U
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*I Love U
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I Love U So Much
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Bus Yehi Kehna Chahti Thi
Heer Ranjha Se. Magar Bechari Ko English Nahi Aati Thi*

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3 months ago

Santa : Daadi Neend Nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Baate Kare.
Daadi: Thik Hai.
Santa : Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge?
Aap, Mom, Dad, Main Aur Behen.
Daadi : Nahi Beta Aapki Shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Santa : Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Fir 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi : Beta Fir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Santa : Fir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas Se 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi : Kaminne, Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chap.

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2 months ago

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda.
Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,
Kaisa Laga?
Machchhar- bahut Achchha,jaha Bhi Gaya Log Taliya Baja Rahe The

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2 months ago

Soul1: How Did U Die?
Soul2: Due 2 Cold U?
Soul1: I Doubted My Wife With A Man & Searched My House,
Found None, Felt Guilty & Suicided
Soul 2: Ha Ha I Was In The Fridge..

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2 months ago

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pahle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha:
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Dear Kasturba,
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I Love You.
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Tumhara
"Bapu" Ji

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