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12 hours ago

Okay i got the answer of
"Jeans pehnkar jo tune maara thumka toh
lattoo
padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi"
Kavi ke anusaar Padosan ki bhabhi Lesbian
hai !

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ankit786 Posted In Jokes SMS

6 days ago

dost batao dayabitis kaha se aai...
dost ne kaha-gandhiji a gandi british ne bhagadi to dayabitis aavi

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P.R.D NIL Posted In Jokes SMS

1 week ago

Apni Girlfrnd ki shadi me ja ke ehsaas hua..
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Ki...
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Khana accha ho to Mohabbat bhi fikki lagti hai..

(',')
<))->
_/\_
1 plate aur de-yaar maza aa gaya..

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yash8175957494 Posted In Jokes SMS

1 week ago

Yae
bee
see
dee
eee
yef
jee
aetch
aai
jae
kae
yel
yem
yen
oh
pee
kiyu
aar
yes
tee
you
vee
doubleyou
yeks
why
zed
jyada dimag mat lga "ABCD" ka remix hai.

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nalayak Posted In Jokes SMS

2 weeks ago

1 - smoking
2 - drinking
3 - charas
4 - ganja
5 - chiken
6 - mutton
7 - masala
8 - oily food
9 - sleep
10 - pollution
Heart attack ha ! Ha ! ha ! ha!
Dus bahane karke le gaye dil.

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9031794823 Posted In Jokes SMS

3 weeks ago

New style of love letter:
to,
the janeman
I LOVE YOU,
SUB- application for love.
Jaan, i beg to say that i am studnt of ur heart.
I am loney. I cant livewithout u.
So
kindly grant my love.
Ur: jaan
name : dewani
class: lovefair
roll no: 143

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krish Posted In Jokes SMS

1 month ago

Nark me bahut sare log maza
kar rhe the .
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God:" ye log nark me bhi maza
kar rhe hain
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Yamraj:" hostel wale hain saale
kahi bhi set ho jate hai

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khushbu Posted In Jokes SMS

2 months ago

Cheeers!!
Good news 4u.
Thums up pio.
pepsi pio.
juice pio.
beer pio.
kyunki

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HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off!!
Karlo susu chaddi me!! ..!!