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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
43 minutes ago

Sardarji & His Wife Going To City In Auto.
Driver Adjusted Miror.
Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife.
Go & Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto...:d

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
43 minutes ago

Sardar: I Have'nt Slept All Night In The Train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got Upper Berth.
Friend: Why Didnt You Exchanged?
Sardar: Oye, There Was Nobody
2 Exchange In The Lower Birth..

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
45 minutes ago

Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many
Coins I Have In My Pocket?
Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1?
Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them

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Admin Posted In Jokes SMS
45 minutes ago

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.

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1 day ago

If Girl Is In Love

Her Parents Ask: Who Is That Idiot?

If Boy Is In Love

His Parents Ask: Idiot, Who Is That Girl?

Moral: No Matter Whoever Is In Love, Boys Are Always Idiots…

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2 days ago

Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka?
Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.....

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2 days ago

Santa: Maine Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Sirf 1500rs Mein Kiya.
Banta: Woh Kaise?
Santa: Maine Use 1500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya. Usne Love Marriage Kar Li..

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2 days ago

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai

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3 days ago

Pita बच्चे के रूम में जाते है ... देखते ही उनका बच्चा आँखों पर चश्मा रखकर थके चेहरेसे पढ़ाई करते करते सो गया है . वो पास पहुंचते है .. उसके बालो पे से हलकेसे हाथ घुमाते है .हाथ की किताब बाजू में रखते है . हलकेसे उसके आँखों का चश्मा निकालते है ------------
और जोर से उसके मुह में तमाचा जड़ देते है ...........



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3 days ago

Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar Kar Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha
Ke Achanak Bijli Chamki, Badal Garje, Zor Se Barish Shuru Hui,
Aadmi Bola Lagta Hai Pahunch Gayi.

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