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4 days ago

Santa: Sabse Bhadi Durghatna Kya Ho Sakti Hai
Banta: Agar Koi Potty Dhone Ke Dibbe Me Tejab Dal De..

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4 days ago

Santa: Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Usme Local Train Chalti Hai.
Banta: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai,
Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki
Agar Ek Se Dusre Kone Chale Jaao To Roaming Lagti Hai.

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5 days ago

Beta:papa Madam Ne Aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Malum Tha
Sardar: Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta: Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

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5 days ago

Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida.
Santa: Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai Do
Shopkeepe: Iske Sath Koi Gift Nahi Hai
Santa: Jhoothe! Ispe Likha Hai "Dandruff Free"

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5 days ago

Interviewer: Whats The Relation Between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Inter: How?
Santa: Earth Dharti Mata And Moon Chanda Mama.

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5 days ago

Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Nadi Me Nahane Gya.
Fir Achanak Se Wo Pani Me Doobne Laga,
Tabhi Use Ganesh Ji Bhagwan Dikhe.
Santa Ne Kaha: Bahgwan Plz Mujhe Bachao.
Par Ganesh Ji Dance Karne Lage.
Santa : Bhagwan Main Doob Raha Hoon,
Aur Aap Dance Kar Rahe Ho?
(Ganesh Bhagwan Bhi Us Din Badi Masti K Mood Me The)
Ganesh Ji Ne Santa Se Kaha,
Beta Ganpati Visharjan Me,
Tu Bhi Bahut Naach Raha Tha.

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6 days ago

Santa Ne Apne 6 Month Ke Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki,
kisi ne pucha: 6 month ke baby ka B'day kaise?
Santa: Hum Semster System Ko Follow Karte Hai....:-)

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6 days ago

Santa : Yaar Meri Biwi Mere Dost Ke Saath Bhag Gayi
Banta : Bahut Yaad Ati Hogi Uski Fir
Santa : Haan Yaar Bahut Acha Dost Tha Mera,
Bahut Acha Kaam Kiya Hai Ushne.

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6 days ago

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Paas Baitha Ek Pandit Roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa Se Pucha : Tumhare Yaha Kutte Kya Khate Hai?
Santa: Roti

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1 week ago

Admi:sardar Ji Aap Ka Ek Dant Blue Kyu Hai?
Sardar:yaar Maine Ink Lagayi Huyi Hai,
Admi: Hain! Wo Kyu Ji
Sardar: Oye Khotiye "Bluetooth" Da Zamana Hai.

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