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pkmasti Posted In Funny SMS
1 week ago

Girl: Iss Dress Ka Kya Price Hai..?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss.

Girl: Aur Uss Dress Ka..?

Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss.

Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Daadi Dengi..!!
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pkmasti Posted In Funny SMS
1 week ago

"Pati Aur Patni Me Jabardast Jhagda Ho Gaya....
" Pati:-tu Saali Kutti........
Patni:-tu Saala Kutta........
Bacche:- Hi..hi..hi..hum Saale Pilley..!!

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3 weeks ago

Girl:- Aj Bhaiya Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe
Dekh Liya
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Boy:- Shit! Fir Kya Hua?
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Girl:- Rikshe Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye.
Hamari Bahut Hi Strict Family Hai..

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pkmasti Posted In Funny SMS
3 weeks ago

Pappu:-" Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs
Dalwane Hai..

Mobile Shop Wala:- " Memory Card Hai Kya ??
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Pappu:-" Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, Rashan Card Ya Aadhar Card
Chalega ??? Hahahaha :D :P

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3 weeks ago

Agar Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai Toh Ladke Kya Hai
.Socho
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Nai Pata
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Ek No. Ke Chor Jinki Najar Har Waqt Paraye Dhan Par
Hoti Hai

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3 weeks ago

अगर मोबाइल बीकानेर में
बनता होता तो मोबाइल में ये
मेसेज टेम्प्लेट्स होते -
1.पाछो फ़ोन कर,
2.कचोली लेतो आये
3.फ़ोन में पैसा घला दे .
4.सुबह -सुबह माथो मत खा
5.अबार कॉल मत कर , लुगाई खने
ही सूती है
6.बाद में बात करू , मुंडे में गुटको है
7.थारी सोगन पैसा कोनी

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3 weeks ago

Delhi Or Haryana Ke Logo Me Kya
Fark Hai.. ??
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8 Peg Pine Ke Baad Delhi Wale:-
Good Night And Sweat Dream..
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Haryana Wale:" Ib Bata Be Tau
Kon Faltu Bolle Tha... :D:o

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3 weeks ago

घर मैँ पडे नालायक बेटे तै परेशान होकै

बाबू : अरे खसम न्यूँ बाबू के होटल मैँ कद तक खावेगा
बेटा : बाबू तन्नै ना बेरा जब मैँ बिजनेस करूँगा तो आच्छे आच्छे लोगाँ के हाथ मैँ कटोरा पकडा दयूँगा
बाबू : शाबाश बेटे पर न्यूँ बता क्यूकर करेगा?

बेटा : बाबू मैँ पाणी के पताशै बेच्या करूँगा

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3 weeks ago

1980-
Suhagrat K Pehle Dulhan Ko Uski Saheli Kya
Sikhati Thi? Chillana Mat, Wo Jo Kare Karne Dena....
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2013- Jor-jor Se Chillana Taki Use Lage K Opening
Batsman Wohi Hai
Ai. Jaago Grahak Jaago

Rishta Wahi, Soch Nayi.

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3 weeks ago

Gabbar: " Thakur Ye Mobile Hum
Ko
Dede ...
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Thakur: "Dekh Yarr Hath-pair Ka
Mazak
Chalta Hai
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Mobile Se Mazak Masti Nahi
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Facebook Chalu Hai Aur
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Basanti Online Hai Abhi ..

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