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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
21 hours ago

कभी कभी
मेरे इंटरनेट की स्पीड
इतनी धीमी चलती है
जैसे कोई बन्दा
उदास मन से
अपनी बीवी को
मायके से वापस लाने जा रहा हो !

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

Baap of all jokes killer
एक औरत अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल लगा रही थी।
पति-ये क्या कर रही हो?
पत्नी-आज दशहरा है, शस्त्र पूजन कर रही हूं

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
2 weeks ago

"अपनी खुद की गलतियों पर हसना,
आपकी उम्र बढा सकता हॆ । "
- चाणक्य

"अपनी बीवी की गलतियों पर हसना,
आपकी उम्र घटा भी सकता हॆ ।"
- चाणक्य की बीवी

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2 weeks ago

Height Of Pagalpan:
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There Is Declaimer Shown In Starting Of Thumsup Add
That:
"Do Not Try This At Your Home!!!"
.
Jaise Ki Hum To Vijay Maliya Ki Aulad Hai Aur Ghar Pe
Helicopter Laake Usme Se Jeep Leke Kudne Hi Waale The!!!

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2 weeks ago

People Whose Whatsapp Status Is
”Hey There ! I M Using Whatsapp”
Thanks For Telling , I Thought U R Using Yahoo Messenger...

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 weeks ago

Santa Proposed A Girl.
Girl: I Am 1 Year Elder To You.
Santa: No Problem Dear, I`ll Marry You Next Year.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 weeks ago

Banta: Why It Is Always Said That The Children Brighten A Home?
Santa: Because They Never Turn Any Of The Lights Off.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 weeks ago

Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea.
Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 weeks ago

An Interesting Statement Written Above Wall - Clock In Examination Hall
.
“Time Will Pass , But Will You…… . ??”

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Admin Posted In Funny SMS
3 weeks ago

To Be A “Good Professional ”,
Always Start To Study Late For “Exams”.
Because It Teaches How To Manage “Time ”
And Tackle “Emergencies”!!

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