Santa Banta SMS

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ”
Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “

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Santa Ke Shehar Mein Ghazal Concert Chal Raha Thha, Aur ApnaSanta Bhi Usmein Shaamil Tha.
Gayak Ga Raha Hota Hai: “ Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo….. ”
Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar Sur Mein Gaane Laga: “ Main To Bahut Pareshan Hoon, Meri To Aurat Bhi Lelo – Aurat Bhi Lelo “

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Santa-qabristan me charas pi raha tha.
Police-kya kr rahe ho?
Santa-abbu k liye dua,
police-ye to bacche ki qabr hai.
Santa-abbu bachpan me hi mar gae the.

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Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola
Mulla: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Santa: “ Agle Hafte, Kyu? ”
Mulla: “ Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath SexKarte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon ”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “ Tera Birthday Kab Hai? ”
Mulla: “ Agle Mahine, Kyu? ”
Santa: “ Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai? “

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Santa apne bete pappu ka math ka test le raha hota hai.
Santa- beta 5 ke baad kya aata hai.?
Pappu-6,7
santa- wah mere beta to bahut hoshiyar hai, aor 6,7 ke baad kya hai.?
Pappu- 8,9,10
santa- kya baat hai beta aur uske baad.?
Pappu- gulam,begum,badshaah aur ekka...!

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Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.
Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!

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Santa- pahli baar kisi ko dekh kar dil ki dhadkne bdh gyi aur raat ki neende ud gyi.

Banta(smily)- Achha!! kon thi wo ladki, hume bhi to btaao...

Santa- abe ladki nahi chudel dekhi thi mene

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Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha,
"Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai,
Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?"
Santa Ne Likh Diya,
"Bas Ye Kerke,
Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."

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santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:
Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?
Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone
Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko
Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na...

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Banta sukhi nadi me nav chala raha tha.
Santa- tune meri nak katwa di hai.
Agar mujhe tairna aata to tujhe wahi aakr marta.

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