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21 hours ago

Bhakt: Baba, Meri Shaadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Baba: Uski Ek Saree 2 Lakh Ki Hai, Tu Kharcha Kar Payega?
Bhakt: Koi Upaay Baba?
Baba: Sunny Leone

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21 hours ago

Boy: What's Your Age?
Girl: We Don't Reveal Our Age To Boys. ^_^
Boy: What's Your Email Address?
Girl: Pooja.1988@gmail.com

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21 hours ago

Doctor:is Baar Bhi
Tumhari Wife Ko Gas Problem Hai Wo Pregnant Nahi Hai.!

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Santa :- He Bhagwan..!

Tune Mujhe L*nd Diya Hai Ya CNG Pump.

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21 hours ago

Girl: Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Boy: Hindustan Times Me Job Karta Tha
Lekin Abhi Chhod Diya.
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: Yaar Aisi Thandi Me Kaun Jaldi
Uth K Paper Dene Jayega?

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21 hours ago

Santa Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Santa Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki
Use Yad Aaya.

Bijli To 2 Din Se Band Hai,

Wapas Uth Gaya Or Bola.
Sala Dara Diya.

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21 hours ago

Agar Manzil Ko Pana Hai
To Hausla Sath Rakhna,

Agar Pyar Ko Pana Hai
To Aitbar Sath Rakhna,

Agar Hamesha Muskurana Hai
To Daant Saaf Rakhna

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21 hours ago

Dosti Mausam Nahi,
Apni Muddat Puri Kare Or Rukhsat Ho Jaye.

Dosti Sawan Nahi,
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye.

Dosti Aag Nahi,
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaaye.

Dosti Aftab Nahi,
Chamke Aur Fir Doob Jaye,

Dosti Phool Nahi,
Khile Aur Murjha Jaaye.

Dosti To Saans Hain,
Jo Chale Toh Sab Kuchh Hain,
Jo Toot Jaaye Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi.

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Kandhei Posted In Funny SMS
22 hours ago

Kisi K Pass Yo Yo Honey Singh Ka Number Hai Kya!!
Wo Kehta Rehta Tha,
Pass Kara Du, Phone Ghuma Du..
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Exams Sar Pe Hai No. Jaruri Hain Yaar.

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22 hours ago

Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..

1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.

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22 hours ago

Santa: Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle.

Jeeto: Yes Darling I Still Do.
Only Difference Is Earlier It Was 300ml Now It's 1.5 Litre.

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