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Ashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai

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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye

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Shaadi ke baad pati ne
pucha:Tumhare shadi se
pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs.
the.
Pati : Ye kya? Wife : Mai jab bi
boyfriend banati thi to 1
chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7 ?
Aur ye 200 Rs.
Kyun?
Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye the

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Boy teasing a girl:"Ae chalti kya.. ??
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Gal:"Kaha.. ??
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Boy:"Wherever u say...
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Gal:"Ok lets go
shopping..
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Boy:"Kasam se didi
aapke sath to na mazak
karna bhi gunah

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दुख मे खुशी की वजह बनती है मोहब्बत;
दर्द मे यादोंकी वजह बनती है मोहब्बत;
जब कुछ भी अच्छा नहीं लगता दुनिया में;
तब जीने की वजह बनती है मोहब्बत।

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Kuch Umr Ki
PehLi ManziL Thi
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Kuch Rastay Thy
Anjaan Bohat,
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Kuch Hum Bhi
PagaL Thy Lekin
Kuch Wo Bhi Thy
Naadan Bohat,
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Kuch Us ne Bhi
Na Samjhaya,
Ye pyar Nahi
Aasaan Bohat,
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Akhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya,
Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bhoat.
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Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana,
aaty hyn yahan
toofan Bohat,
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ab koi nahi
jo apna ho,
milny ko to hyn
insaan Bohat,
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A "kaash" wo
wapas aa jaye,
ye dil hy ab
sunsaan Bohat.

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Rat ko agar kisi ka msg mile to ye zarur sochna

Ap kisi k liye itne important hai

Ki

Usne apni aankhe band karne se pahle AAPKO yad krna pasand kiya.

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1admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya..
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Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey diya
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He knows that story,;-)

Man: "Nahi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha
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Devi:" abe gadhe, dho le isey..

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Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi.
Santa k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke baad apne 3 kaha gaye ?
WIFE - Jinke the wo le gye

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Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
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Banta: "message sending failed" likh
ke bhej de...

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Arz Kiya Hai, Gaur Farmayega

"Naach BuLbuL Naach, Tujhe Paisa MiLega...

Wah Wah...

"Hum CiD Se Hai, Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi HiLega..

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